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My Vagina and TMI

Warning: Explicit and constant use of words like Vagina, cunt, pussy and talk of medical conditions that the faint of heart would consider inappropriate. But, fuck it, it’s my body. I have some pretty solid proof that most doctors don’t actually know shit about medicine, health, or healing in general. I have had the blessing … Continue reading

Story of Waking Up

My spine is arched at an angle not quite horizontal to the mattress. I twist and dig to find the right posture so that the springs won’t bob and bend in between the knobs and blades of my back. The clammy coldness of sleeping in the clothes I’ve been in all of yesterday and dirty … Continue reading

Food For Life, Food for La Raza

  I love sugary, fatty, and nutrition-less food just as much as the next person. I am actually nomming on a doughnut (a beignet to be exact) which my girlfriend fried for me while I type this. I think fat shaming is a nasty assault on women and WOC in particular. I am naturally petite … Continue reading

Do The Hustle! Or, How Not to Starve

If you’ve ever been late on rent, foraged your apartment for a dollar in change, or washed your underwear in the bathtub, you know to appreciate tokens of realistic financial advice. Not the kind that insists you invest your savings in the stock market (ummm, savings? You mean the $20 I was saving for groceries?) … Continue reading

Babe in Toyland

My favorite time of the year to shop is not Christmas, or birthdays or even Valentines Day (close second).You won’t catch me browsing clothing racks with much interest and shoes do little for me. Of course my girlfriend says it’s because I’m cheap. I’d say I’m a frugal spender. But the one item that I … Continue reading

Good Morning….

I am not a morning person at all. But someday I hope to be. It’s in the same category as having a 6-pack with sexily toned legs, being a newspaper reader, and ex-coffee drinker. Someday it will be achieved, but not this morning. Ah, but mornings for me need not be wasted! Just this morning … Continue reading

Hello world!

Welcome to WordPress.com. After you read this, you should delete and write your own post, with a new title above. Or hit Add New on the left (of the admin dashboard) to start a fresh post. Here are some suggestions for your first post. You can find new ideas for what to blog about by … Continue reading